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Keller shopping list 10th August 2008

social life ( thats for me , am going a bit loopy and missing friends)
GPS with speed dial
nothing , i have everything i need
a 28 year old man
Bunnings Warehouse
rain...more rain
perennial wheat
(no) undies
woman (mute control)

a man who has kept his figure
a man who can fend for himself
a cultured man
a rich toy boy
man ( with a womans logic)
winning lotto ticket
chocolate and lolly shop
empty shop fronts tidied up
video/ dvd shop
more people

Brad Pitt
Rock Hudson
a man who knows his place

advice on using underground water
fancy dress hire
street gardens
tourist signs
recycling bin emptied
town clock
gym equipment for seniors, eurodisney, toy boy, a good laugh, speed dating night, a round the world ticket, Hay street Kal, some hair, grease, more facilities, gym with creche, a warmer winter, a computer that works, booze, personal trainer, young men, decent young men, rich decent young men, less whinging, a 'back in the box' box, 16d bra, a naturopath in town, a beauty parlour, dating agency, childrens shoes, more sleep, perfume, a community garden to involve young people, a clone to do all the dreary stuff, more hours in the day, fresh fruit and veg, shoes, a garden on Mars where there is more water, undies, a woman, more choice, free or affordable petrol, quiet trucks and trains, nothing really, more days in the week, clothes, a ticket to England, a money tree, a way to deal with difficult family members, a travel companion, a cinema, a cycle path or walk path