'the universal provider'
the advertisement for the Co - op here describes it as
'Your local hero'striving to give you more
..........but people complain it doesnt have everything they need .
shopping list 7th August 2008
rain
more rain
some hair
more facilities
gym with creche
a warmer winter
a computer that works
booze
personal trainer
young men
decent young men
rich decent young men
less whinging
a 'back in the box' box
16d bra
a naturopath in town
a beauty parlour
dating agency
childrens shoes
more sleep
perfume
a community garden to involve young people
a clone to do all the dreary stuff
more hours in the day
fresh fruit and veg
shoes
a garden on Mars where there is more water
undies
a woman
more choice
free or affordable petrol
quiet trucks and trains
nothing really
more days in the week
clothes
a ticket to England
a money tree
a way to deal with difficult family members
a travel companion
a cinema
a cycle path or walk path
